buffy said:

Sorry, I went away to annoy a scammer. It took several minutes to get through to him that I don’t use my husband’s name. I told him I have a perfectly good name of my own. He backpeddled and told me he wasn’t trying to tell me what to call myself. Then he wanted to know what my device was, saying they prefer an iPad. I asked “What is an iPad?” He said “Oh, God” but he persevered. Then he hung up. But he rang straight back. Then I managed to muddle him enough that he asked me what my word processing system was. Because he started to try to match my nonsense by asking me if my device was a typewriter, and I said yes, you can use it as a typewriter. Then I noticed that the episode of Spics and Specs on replay tonight had Red Symons on it, so I told him that was enough and hung up. He did ring straight back – again – but I let it go to answer machine. He hasn’t tried again.

Fun can b had but the poor bastards are trying to make a living.