Neophyte said:

Bubblecar said:

Peak Warming Man said:

If anybody wants me I’ll be having a haircut.
Over.

Can’t imagine you in a modern hairdressing salon.

Must be a little corner-shop barber, a Brycreemed old bloke with a good line in sports chat and general banter.

Old copies of Picture Post for the waiting punters and the wireless on quietly in the background.

Place my hair gets snipped is like that – Greek father-and-son operation…Dad still cuts hair at the age of 92.

Son was painting at home ten days ago, slipped off his small stepladder and landed on his head….died a couple of hours later.

Bloody!