Boris said:

In 2022, a French hospital was forced to evacuate after an
88-year-old man arrived with an eight-inch artillery shell
from World War One lodged in his rectum. The elderly
gentleman had inserted the shell for gratification.

Doctors performed an incision into his rectum to remove
the object, which was measured at 8 inches long (20cm)
and over 2 inches wide (5cm).

That’s not the usual kind of blow up sex toy.