Bubblecar said:

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

Nicely decorated silver envelope in my letterbox, I wonder who that can be from.

Santa.

Says you’re on the naughty list.

Hopes you like lumps of coal.

I thought I’d drowned that elf on the shelf.

Santa just knows. He doesn’t need or want any pseudo-traditional elves. And anyway what about the other months of the year?