Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

Bloody ‘ell Mr Benny Boy!!!

“LEAVE ME ALONE….. I“VE GOT STUFF TO DO”

He insists on dropping Squeaky Beaky repeatedly at my feet until I chuck it down the paddock. Return and repeat. All day this has been going on.

I’ll have to hide it or “accidentally” chuck in on the roof, like I did with Biggus Dickus.

AAARRRRGH!!!!

Like you did with what?!?

Biggus Dickus is a plastic long round phallic cylinder with two balls on either end.