kii said:

Handy Hint #88:

When your laptop is behaving badly, forcing you to purchase a new one, just talk about it in an online forum, call a computer shop and ask questions about their pickup option, talk to son#2 as you sit near the bastard laptop POS, and leave a tab open with the details of the new laptop you have bought.

Your old workhorse will smarten up and fly right.

Axes and apple trees…