ChrispenEvan said:

AussieDJ said:

Divine Angel said:

This one’s near Bunnings. Sticks out like a sore thumb.

(Doing catch-up reading… I’m only 12 hours behind)

You can always disguise your phone tower. Brick-coloured antenna panels, anyone?

Operator . . . give me . . . information.
Information . . . give me . . . long distance.
Long distance . . . give me . . . Hea. . . ven.

2 3 oh operator, information,
Give me Jesus on the line.
Operator, information
I’d like to speak to a friend of mine.

:)