transition said:

breakfast, made it myself, kitchen staff all passed out hours ago by the looks, drunken party, quite the mess, chooks on the kitchen table, wine bottles all over the place, overflowing ashtrays

hard to get good help these days, otherwise good people lost their religion, now just moral decay, debauchery, decadence, but what can you do, it’s the scourge of egalitarianism

Egalitarianism. Something the Royal Family should consider.