Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

What did the scallion say to the leek when they gate-crashed the onion’s party?

“Just try to act non-shallot.”

Did you just make that up?

Yes.

But I should have said “onions’ party” not “onion’s party”, to make it clear that this was a party of onions only, not one individual onion who might have been happy to welcome a variety of vegetables.

The curse is come upon me