buffy said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

buffy said:

Three bits of buttered toast. One of them is a crust. One of them has got honey as well as butter on it.

I find this parsimony in condiments on toast disturbing.

I et a chicken and mushroom pie for breakfast and we are having grilled pork chops and veggies for tea. I am not doing any physical exercise today apart from walking to and from the bakery (about 1km) and over to the post office and back (a couple of hundred metres). So no need for a lot of fuel.

Why not have two slices with honey instead of one out of three then?