Ian said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Ian said:

This clearly relates to near homophones that may cover the skin.. hence…

Saturn – satin… very nice
Venus – venous… not a good look
Mercury… ditto

But then surely Uranus would be down there with Venus and Mercury.

Certainly Uranus – your anus… is not attractive.. but reports vary

OK, fair enough.

I was forgetting that for some it is the place that the Sun shines out of.