There’s an account on Facebook that I started to follow because of quail, chickens, emus etc. It turns out that the guy uses it to promote his small farm and business (fine), but also to give followers safe-for-work views of his fully covered penis. The people who comment on his farm page are all there for the views of his bulging groin. I haven’t commented.

I have since found out via this comments section that there are very explicit images of him on the internet. He’s gay.

All I am wondering about is how does he pronounce “emu”? Americans generally say “e -moo” instead of “e-mew”.

Fat Hens Farm for the curious