Peak Warming Man said:

Bubblecar said:

Peak Warming Man said:

A pie and peas and T sauce washed down with a glass of tap water.
An apple turnover and cream for dessert.
Over.

Are you ever tempted to buy a chocolate eclair instead of these endless apple turnovers?

I think they were known as matchsticks when I were lad.

Matches or matchsticks are a different kind of pastry (layers of flaky puff, not choux), usually include jam as well as cream, and are topped with icing, if anything.