Peak Warming Man said:

Bubblecar said:

Peak Warming Man said:

A pie and peas and T sauce washed down with a glass of tap water.
An apple turnover and cream for dessert.
Over.

Are you ever tempted to buy a chocolate eclair instead of these endless apple turnovers?

I think they were known as matchsticks when I were lad.

Nah, matchsticks have bright pink icing…and jam.