Local Catholic college is advertising a library position.

“As a Christian community, staff are required to regularly and
frequently attend a Christian church and to regularly and frequently
support staff devotions, growth groups, prayer sessions and Mueller
College church services.”

Happy to have Christian values even though I’d miss the staffroom conversations about cocktails called Cocksucking Cowboys, but I would probably burst into flames if I step foot inside a church. I’ll consult the tarot cards to be sure 🔥