Michael V said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Michael V said:

Mrs V went to the eldest granddaughter’s wedding. Because I have swollen feet and cannot wear shoes, I was persona non grata. She also saw friends and family. Mrs V’s father died some years back.

Is wearing shoes painful?

It was when I could get my feet into shoes. I can’t find shoes that I can get my feet into now.

Last time that happened to me, I was pregnant. Have you tried a preg test, just to be sure?

I know someone in their early fifties. She said, “gosh perimenopause feels like pregnancy!” Guess what?