Peak Warming Man said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Amongst all the other shit stories on news.com.au:

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/in-deep-sht-horror-as-woman-trapped-for-hours-after-long-drop-collapses-in-nt/news-story/87414dd2c702e899a013f5f67d68e108

That would have been an unpleasant experience.

Undoubtably.