Michael V said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Amongst all the other shit stories on news.com.au:

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/in-deep-sht-horror-as-woman-trapped-for-hours-after-long-drop-collapses-in-nt/news-story/87414dd2c702e899a013f5f67d68e108

A similar thing happened at my father’s one-teacher school out from Wagga. A kid went missing at recess. It was assumed that he’d gone home to help his father on the soldier settlement farm, as kids there were wont to do. He was found towards the end of lunch, sitting at the bottom of the long-drop, having fallen through the dunny seat. He had amused himself for a couple of hours by singing songs.

Yeah, that sort of thing happened all the time..

We’d come home covered in shit.. but we were happy.