The Rev Dodgson said:

Bubblecar said:

PUBLIC WARNING:

Coles own Hot English Mustard tastes like petrol.

I suppose we shouldn’t ask how you know that.

But I will anyway.

Well, it smells like the smell of petrol and that carries over strongly into the taste.

I don’t know if they’re all like this or I’ve encountered a defective one, but it’s not pleasant.