captain_spalding said:

Peak Warming Man said:

ChrispenEvan said:

walking home the other evening when a man came up to me
“have you seen a policeman around here?” he asked.
“No” i replied
“Stick ‘em up then”.

Don’t give up your day job.

A bloke in the shopping mall stopped me and asked,

‘have you ever encountered an invisible cow?’

‘No’, i said, ‘ i have not.’

‘How do you know?’, he asked.

He had a point there, albeit a pointless one.