Kingy said:

A few years ago someone asked me what I would do if I won Lotto ($1m+)

I replied, I would take my alarm clock out into the middle of the driveway and smash it into a pulp with a sledgehammer and then explosives.

Then, I would go find the nearest travel agent, and book a trip to somewhere else.

So…

Now I have to go set my fucking alarm clock again for tomorrow morning.

In this case, I have to put on my dress uniform and be ready to march in the Anzac parade tomorrow morning.

Then, head to the fire station and disassemble the uniform racks and sort the kitbags in preparation for the arrival of the new ones on Thursday.

Sunday is the brigades social function at one of our vollies places. Unfortunately, he is the one who busted the fire truck yesterday and I have to get him to fill in the insurance claim.

Monday is my day off so that I can catch up with all the quotes, emails, bills, invoices, and maybe even get to fix my car if there’s any daylight left.

Yay.

What you need, Mr Kingy, is one of them new fandangled computer thingys.

You know, one that will do all that adding up, organising, bills and invoices and keeping track of things and stuff like that. They do come in all sorts of shapes, colours and sizes too.

I don’t think these computer things are yet able to fix cars, though, hey what but.