captain_spalding said:

Kingy said:

Picture of a whiteboard seen recently onboard the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78), currently positioned in the Red Sea having been deployed now for over 300 days, originally leaving Naval Station Norfolk on June 24, 2025, participating in operations against both Venezuela in the Caribbean and Iran in the Eastern Mediterranean:

GQ (General Quarters) Counter: 3
Longest GQ: 26 hrs
Closest Missile: 15 NM
Closest Drone: 5 NM
Fleets Entered: 3
Presidents Kidnapped: 1
Supreme Leaders killed: 1
Countries Bombed: 2
Oil Tankers Stolen: 5

No mention of the problems with he toilets.

Oh please let this be satire. I laughed. I know I shouldn’t have laughed. But gosh I hope that this is satire.