Arts said:

Divine Angel said:

My house is so quiet

you could open the front door and put a sign on your lawn saying “free lollies to any children – just come through the front door”

that’s bound to invite some attention and subsequent noise.

I’m confused as to why I’m giving away lollies when I clearly need them as brain food for essay writing

Also it’s raining quite heavily at the moment so I wouldn’t expect many wayward children in this weather.