kii said:

Woodie said:

Do you have an itchy bottom at night?

What a eeeeeew of and ad.

Aaargh…memories of Dearest Mother checking all her kids’s bums.
Once a month.
At night, when we were asleep.
Using a torch.

Sometimes I am amazed that I have mostly survived up until now.
I mean, I’m relatively sane…aren’t I?

Did you wake up?