kii said:

Woodie said:

kii said:

Aaargh…memories of Dearest Mother checking all her kids’s bums.
Once a month.
At night, when we were asleep.
Using a torch.

Sometimes I am amazed that I have mostly survived up until now.
I mean, I’m relatively sane…aren’t I?

Did you wake up?

Yes.
Mother was a nurse…lolol 😆 🤣 😂 😹

You sure she wasn’t just checking to make sure you’d wiped you botty properly before going to bed?😮