Well, it’s too exciting in here:

1. jars
2. pickled fish in jars
3. phlegm in dogs
4. bananas on the roof

The JWs knocked on the door. I told Sam and his wife, Lillian, that I’m an atheist.

I think they were at least 90 years old. Rheumy eyes, sunspots, sagging skin, motorised wheelchair and a walker.

I think the message of my Petrify the Patriarchy top was lost on them. So I asked them to leave me alone.