Spiny Norman said:

Darwinism catches one at last.

Man dies after super-gluing penis shut instead of condom during hotel sex with ex-fiancee.

https://www.themirror.com/news/health/man-dies-after-super-gluing-1963321

Person on r/MedicalGore went on a posting binge last week about people presenting to emergency departments after sticking things into their urethra.