Peak Warming Man said:

Bubblecar said:

“One large jar of pickled fish, as ordered, your lordship.”

Now don’t let me sample them until Saturday.

I’d start out slow with and online outlet catering to a small niche market, Bubblecars Pickled Whiting.
Then when Coles and Woolies come a nocking whammo, you’ll be richer than a weather girl.

sell them with a jar opener and watch the profits rise.