transition said:

Bogsnorkler said:

well, seeing as it is dead in here I might go have a shit.

that’s the spirit, head for the small room.

I like bigger rooms myself, don’t mind having an entire bathroom, laundry and toilet all sharing a large space, i’m greedy like that.

lady neighbor once complained she doesn’t like it when her other half takes a number two when she’s in the shower, in technical terms the shower sort of functions as a scrubber in this situation, I sympathized secretly with her complaint but stayed quiet and changed the subject gently.