Since the teacher paid for my coffee van things, I paid it forward and bought my TA friend a raspberry & white choc muffin. She asked, “what’s this for?” and I replied, “Don’t make me sing Thank You For Being a Friend!”

“Nup, I want to hear the song.”

So children, staff, and parents in the vicinity got a free concert. Afterwards, I said, “I only do encores for cash” but no one paid me for any encores so my talent goes unpaid yet again.