transition said:

kii said:

transition said:

we got a few of them, drive around all the time listening to their exhaust pipes, not joking, anyway can’t see them ever keeping a girlfriend, which works long-term because they won’t breed, unfortunate part is they’ll live longer than me likely, meanwhile I fantasize about them driving over landmines, or a helicopter gunship taking them out.

Wrong. They do breed. Quite often spawning a few kids, who are born into dreadful families.
Repeat.

sshh…..tell me they don’t, lie to me, throw me a lifeline

I was wondering what of nature might be analogous to driving around listening to your vehicle exhaust pipes, I guess it would be farting just to listen to your own farts

You are usually more eloquent. ;) Bit then the subject of your interest isn’t. Thus I find this description adequate