Kingy said:

roughbarked said:

Kingy said:

Evin awll.

Jutht god howm frwom tha dennith an i carnnt feell harff mi faeth.

Give it a little while. It’ll buff out.

Just did the sums on what it cost to smooth the cutting edge of my top front teeth, and at $110 per 30 seconds(per tooth), that’s about $13,000/hour.

I went in for a filling, and he fixed up one tooth, filled two and ground off my front teeth in about 40 minutes for a mere $1450.

And I don’t even have bad breath.

They are looking for a second dennis.

I thought, at those prices, I’ll give up earthworks, and start dennisry.

I offered my services, with my angle grinder, makita drill, box of sandpaper, and a hammer,

…but failed the intro. Apparently you actually need to know what you are doing.