The Rev Dodgson said:

ms spock said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

How could this woman even think it was OK to have an old fashioned red for her roof when all the neighbours had moved into the 21st century with their new-tech red?

But seriously, maybe the best solution is to sell the place and get some new neighbours.

Preferably a place without a “body corporate”.

+1

It sounds like a plan to get away from a very unpleasant situation.

Sings

Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes
Little boxes
Little boxes all the same

There’s a red one and a red one
And a red one and an old red one
And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same

:)