dv said:

Waiting to exit a plane, saw an non-physical altercation between an Aust sounding fellow with sleeve tattoos and a French sounding fellow in a muy thai shirt.

Aust guy saying “You should learn respect”
French guy “What respect, I didn’t disrespect”.
A- “You should look it up, respect on an airplane, moving around like that.” (Demonstrates how he was moving around)
F- “I know about that.”
A – “Just chill out.”
F – “I am chill, you can chill.”
A – “You’re going to learn a lot in this country.”
F – “I will learn nothing.”
A – “Probably.”

F – I will steal you woman with my sexy French accent, when I speak French they will come running, can even be nonsense words

F – J’aime manger des escargots ; viens m’aider à en attraper, on va bien s’amuser !

AW – Lets go Frenchie, you’re dumped Aussie bogan boyfriend