Cymek said:

F – I will steal you woman with my sexy French accent, when I speak French they will come running, can even be nonsense words

F – J’aime manger des escargots ; viens m’aider à en attraper, on va bien s’amuser !

AW – Lets go Frenchie, you’re dumped Aussie bogan boyfriend

I saw Sacha Distel do that once, in an interview.

He told the lady interviewer that everything sounded romantic in French, and she asked him to demonstrate.

So, he said something in French. The interviewer agreed that it sounded charming, and asked what it meant.

He’d told her that he was speaking to an imaginary girlfriend, and that he’d told her that he wouldn’t go out with her on Thursday night because he’d rather stay home and sort his week’s garbage.