btm said:

party_pants said:

kii said:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

When I was in high school there was a third line…

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?

Still no fucking idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, and no body?

A hat rack

Speaking of antlers…I had a nice rack or two from Alaska that I couldn’t bring with me. They would have needed paperwork to import them to Oz.