Ian said:

Pt: Hello doc. I’ve come down with one hell of a wog… sneezing coughing aches and pains…

Doctor: Take 2 cicadas and if symptoms persist see me in the morning.

A: How’d you get on at the doc’s mate? Get anything for that head cold?

B: Nah, gave me nuthin’, just advice about rest and fluids.

A: What, no cicadas?!

B: Not even a lousy grasshopper.