Witty Rejoinder said:

Bubblecar said:

Only problem: he parked his ute on the verge, right next to my rubbish bin, so the rubbish truck couldn’t empty it.

So now I’m stuck with a full general rubbish bin until the next collection in a fortnight :(

Call your council. They might be able to empty it for you if they do nearby on another day of the week.

Good idea there.