Bubblecar said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Bubblecar said:

If you knew the layout of little towns around here, you’d know it’s not worth a try :)

We and Ross are the most southerly towns managed by the Northern Midlands Council.

Your council has only 13k people. I very much doubt that they run their own garbage collection. Your reluctance to make a short phone call is rather silly.

sigh

They are private contractors, but they do the little (far-flung) villages around here on the same day.

The next tiny town past Ross is Tunbridge. They’re managed by Southern Midlands Council but again, their general rubbish collection is today.

What geographical area do these contractors service over the entire week?