Peak Warming Man said:

“Harry Kane signs £400,000-a-week contract to become the highest-paid footballer in Europe”

No one’s worth that much, not even weather girls.

The Bundesliga ‘season’ is 34 weeks, plus a 3 week mid-winter break. So, 37 weeks.

If they’re only paying him for those 37 weeks, then £400,000 × 37 = £14,800,000.

Harry scores, on average, 30 goals per season.

£14,800,000 divided by 30… each goal costs, on average £493,333 . Say, in round numbers, £500,000 per goal.