Kingy said:

captain_spalding said:

Kingy said:

So, what started with a tip run this morning, and was going to continue with a birthday party for Ms Kingys best friend was interrupted by a health scare in a family member that meant that we spent 2 hours in ED watching a heart monitor. Luckily it went down to semi-normal levels, and the patient went “home”, and we went to the pissup birthday party.

Ms Kingy is someone socially excited but winding down, and as skipper today, I’m having a tipple now.

But I’m still missing my pallet forks that have vanished from where they were last put.

Good to hear that all turned out ok, except for the forks.

Pallet forks are a bit of a niche target for thieves, aren’t they?

It’s an interesting area that I rent. I doubt they’ve been stolen, I reckon someone there has borrowed them and forgotten to tell me.

I drove around the yard this morning and couldn’t spot them.

It was a bit weird because the marks in the dirt where they were was fresh(as in this week), but there were no tire/track marks like a skidsteer had picked them up.

You can tell that I’ve now had a drink, as I’ve mixed up my was and my were, but my brain told me not to type “were” twice in a row because a sentence with “were were” in it doesn’t sound like a proper English sentence.

Damn, English were one of the best subjects that I were goodest at at school.