captain_spalding said:

party_pants said:

I have a little routine, almost like a Catholic making the sign of the cross , of tapping each pocket for wallet – keys – phone before I step outside and lock the door.

Ever since I locked myself out of the house in my early 20s and ended up getting my house-mate’s Dad to come around with a spare key. That was a bit embarrassing. So I came ip with a new process.

“spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch”

I don’t wear a watch, and at least one of the other three are permanently attached.