From my Facebook memories, almost standard shit from the medical system in the USA.

Called the clinic that drew my blood for various tests because the results for H. pylori seems to be missing. The doctor wants to start me on a course of antibiotics etc w/o the test results. Strangely I want to know what the results are.
Do I have a positive test result for H pylori?

Yeah, well, I probably won’t ever know, because the GODDAMN CLINIC HAS LOST MY FUCKEN BLOOD AND DIDN’T FUCKING TEST IT!!!!!!!!
I have just made 4 phone calls to them …left msgs….got transferred, got disconnected….called again..got stuck in a loop of messages with “press 0 to connect to the operator.” I press 0….“sorry that option is not valid.”

Jesusfuckingchristonastick!!!!!!

I explained that I had the blood drawn on October 31st….“are you sure?”…..yes, the nurses were wearing Halloween headbands…..“Oh, it says you had it done on October 4th.”

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark.