Spiny Norman said:

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

I have a deena, a couple of zacs, a throopence, 4 pennies, 3 haypnees, and one farthing. Any use?

A nice new shiny florin should do the trick. Ransomers like shiny things. Keeps them distracted so the kidnapee can escape.

I’ve got a small stack of monats I’d like to get rid of.
And a Rhodesian One Hundred TRILLION dollar note.

It all helps.