captain_spalding said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Poor Mitch Marsh is so hard-up he can’t afford a haircut.

I haven’t paid for a haircut since I was still living at home in Melbourne, around 1975 or so.

You employ some form of coercion?

sister did it for a while, then girlfriends and female friends. now I just use clippers to keep it reasonable. not something I get too fussed about.