Bloody hell, the GOAT (Lyon) has got 4 for 5. Pakis are 5/58.
sibeen said:
Bloody hell, the GOAT (Lyon) has got 4 for 5. Pakis are 5/58.
I like saying Abu Dhabi
Back on the field after lunch.
get ready shebs
…..
FUCK OFF
took your time
Doing about 6 things at once. I’m watching it on one screen and have cricinfo open on another, but had to feed the dog and talk to kids.
sibeen said:
Doing about 6 things at once. I’m watching it on one screen and have cricinfo open on another, but had to feed the dog and talk to kids.
probably easier to feed the kids and talk to the dog..
sibeen said:
Doing about 6 things at once. I’m watching it on one screen and have cricinfo open on another, but had to feed the dog and talk to kids.
fuck your good.
JudgeMental said:
sibeen said:
Doing about 6 things at once. I’m watching it on one screen and have cricinfo open on another, but had to feed the dog and talk to kids.
fuck your good.
you’re
FUCK OFF
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and little Abu Dhabi…
7/226
sibeen said:
7/226
32.285
captain_spalding said:
sibeen said:
7/226
32.285
No that would be 226/7, the correct answer is 0.03097 to 5 decimal places.
sibeen said:
captain_spalding said:
sibeen said:
7/226
32.285
No that would be 226/7, the correct answer is 0.03097 to 5 decimal places.
See, this is how, in a chartwork exercise, i managed to place a 2,700 ton destroyer-escort a few nautical miles west of Ballarat…
captain_spalding said:
sibeen said:
captain_spalding said:32.285
No that would be 226/7, the correct answer is 0.03097 to 5 decimal places.
See, this is how, in a chartwork exercise, i managed to place a 2,700 ton destroyer-escort a few nautical miles west of Ballarat…
i bet those ballaratians were a tad surprised. bit like the Philadelphia experiment eh?
captain_spalding said:
sibeen said:
captain_spalding said:32.285
No that would be 226/7, the correct answer is 0.03097 to 5 decimal places.
See, this is how, in a chartwork exercise, i managed to place a 2,700 ton destroyer-escort a few nautical miles west of Ballarat…
Officer material :)
In the Army the most dangerous thing you could ever encounter was a lieutenant with a map and compass in hand.
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
sibeen said:No that would be 226/7, the correct answer is 0.03097 to 5 decimal places.
See, this is how, in a chartwork exercise, i managed to place a 2,700 ton destroyer-escort a few nautical miles west of Ballarat…
i bet those ballaratians were a tad surprised. bit like the Philadelphia experiment eh?
Yes, but just on paper.
It did make for an interesting mental picture. Also for some choice comments from the instructor.
FUCK OFF
8/247
FUCK OFF
9/266
FUCK OFF
All out 282.
FUCK
1/16
FUCK
2/20
And that is stumps. Last ball of the day and a wicket of the nightwatchman, Siddle.
sibeen said:
And that is stumps. Last ball of the day and a wicket of the nightwatchman, Siddle.
The nightwatchman did his job then.
sibeen said:
FUCK2/20
And we were going so well.
And the arab muslim terrorist failed.
Aus are 3/36 with the new man this morning, Marsh making a classy 3 before being c Sohail b Abbas.
The new man, Head, has so far made a well compiled 1.
Peak Warming Man said:
Aus are 3/36 with the new man this morning, Marsh making a classy 3 before being c Sohail b Abbas.
The new man, Head, has so far made a well compiled 1.
I cannot believe they didn’t send Mitch in to follow his brother.
FUCK
4/56
Australia’s being very patient here, they wait and wait over after over until they get a rank full toss or a short wide delivery and then BANG they carve it away for a single.
Hang on, hang on…………………..
Bugger…I was off peeling some spuds.
FUCK
5/80
FUCK
6/85
sibeen said:
FUCK6/85
jeez, there’s not many people there
FUCK
7/91
sibeen said:
FUCK6/85
gorn…
sibeen said:
FUCK7/91
jeez…
who invited Vietnam onto the commentary team?..
I scored a tin of beetroot at Coles for 90 cents.
And I was pretty proud of myself because that’s all I bought even after walking down the confectionary aisle.
Stumpy_seahorse said:
sibeen said:
FUCK7/91
jeez…
who invited Vietnam onto the commentary team?..
?
Bump.
What’s happening?
Have we won yet?
Bugger…was having dinner.
FUCK
8/128
FUCK
9/132
FUCK
All out 145. In arrears by 137.
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 145. In arrears by 137.
Starc contrast.
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 145. In arrears by 137.
Bloody…
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 145. In arrears by 137.
I blame you, sibeen.
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 145. In arrears by 137.
piss and shit
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 145. In arrears by 137.
piss and shit
Well…yes…quite….but please, the language.
FUCK OFF
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
So, what is the score then?
Pakistan 1/51 at lunch. So a lead of 188.
sibeen said:
Pakistan 1/51 at lunch. So a lead of 188.
Not unassailable at this point.
FUCK OFF
2/106
It’s not looking good.
Pakistan are 4/216, so only leading by 353.
I’m praying for rain.
sibeen said:
It’s not looking good.Pakistan are 4/216, so only leading by 353.
I’m praying for rain.
Oh, that’ll work, I’m sure.
sibeen said:
It’s not looking good.Pakistan are 4/216, so only leading by 353.
I’m praying for rain.
We need some more of their batsmen to stand around in middle of the pitch chatting as they get run out :)
We have a wicket….We have a wicket.
FUCK OFF
5/235
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-18/chinese-city-plans-to-launch-artificial-moon-by-2020/10392862
Astronomers and amateur sky gazers must be rubbing their hands in glee.
In more good news Khawaja is injured and unable to field. If he doesn’t he will not be able to open and the earliest he can come in is at 7. Luckily the Marsh brothers will be our stalwarts.
Did they give us that? Or did we take it?
sibeen said:
In more good news Khawaja is injured and unable to field. If he doesn’t he will not be able to open and the earliest he can come in is at 7. Luckily the Marsh brothers will be our stalwarts.
Oh, goody.
Michael V said:
Did they give us that? Or did we take it?
It seems they gave us that…
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-18/azhar-ali-involved-in-one-of-crickets-most-farcical-deliveries/10393502
“Pakistan lead by 428 runs with 5 wickets remaining”
Michael V said:
“Pakistan lead by 428 runs with 5 wickets remaining”
rubs hands
Right where we want them!
Michael V said:
“Pakistan lead by 428 runs with 5 wickets remaining”
If rain is not a possibility I might have to start praying for a war.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
“Pakistan lead by 428 runs with 5 wickets remaining”
If rain is not a possibility I might have to start praying for a war.
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
“Pakistan lead by 428 runs with 5 wickets remaining”
rubs hands
Right where we want them!
bring on Emery!
roughbarked said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
“Pakistan lead by 428 runs with 5 wickets remaining”
If rain is not a possibility I might have to start praying for a war.
Where’s those strike jets when we need them?
The F-35s? Probably grounded because of some glitch with the electronics.
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
“Pakistan lead by 428 runs with 5 wickets remaining”
rubs hands
Right where we want them!
Yeah. See where your praying got us.
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
“Pakistan lead by 428 runs with 5 wickets remaining”
rubs hands
Right where we want them!
Yeah. See where your praying got us.
God works in mysterious ways.
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:rubs hands
Right where we want them!
Yeah. See where your praying got us.
God works in mysterious ways.
So I’ve heard, but this seems quite clear. God despises you.
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
party_pants said:If rain is not a possibility I might have to start praying for a war.
Where’s those strike jets when we need them?
The F-35s? Probably grounded because of some glitch with the electronics.
fuel pipe.
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Michael V said:Yeah. See where your praying got us.
God works in mysterious ways.
So I’ve heard, but this seems quite clear. God despises you.
No, no, as I stated last week in another thread, s/he’s a capricious cunt.
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Michael V said:Yeah. See where your praying got us.
God works in mysterious ways.
So I’ve heard, but this seems quite clear. God despises you.
Apparently he is guilty of favouritism.
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:God works in mysterious ways.
So I’ve heard, but this seems quite clear. God despises you.
No, no, as I stated last week in another thread, s/he’s a capricious cunt.
ORLY
ROFL at the Azhar runout
dv said:
ROFL at the Azhar runout
The Pakistan TAB stopped taking bets on Azhar being run out about an hour before.
Tea time in the cricket. Pakistan has a lead of 487. With two days and 1 session left in the game the Test is balanced on an even keel. If Pakistan dared to declare now they’d have approximately 210 overs to bowl Oz out, but Australia would only have to score at less than 2.32 runs per over. I doubt Pakistan will be so bold, so I expect them to bat on after tea.
sibeen said:
Tea time in the cricket. Pakistan has a lead of 487. With two days and 1 session left in the game the Test is balanced on an even keel. If Pakistan dared to declare now they’d have approximately 210 overs to bowl Oz out, but Australia would only have to score at less than 2.32 runs per over. I doubt Pakistan will be so bold, so I expect them to bat on after tea.
Yep, maybe declare before stumps and give Aus openers a dangerous half a dozen overs to negotiate.
sibeen said:
Tea time in the cricket. Pakistan has a lead of 487. With two days and 1 session left in the game the Test is balanced on an even keel. If Pakistan dared to declare now they’d have approximately 210 overs to bowl Oz out, but Australia would only have to score at less than 2.32 runs per over. I doubt Pakistan will be so bold, so I expect them to bat on after tea.
It is cricket after all.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
ROFL at the Azhar runout
The Pakistan TAB stopped taking bets on Azhar being run out about an hour before.
To me it didn’t seem fishy. Just dumb.
Azam out for 99.
FUCK OFF
Pakistan 6/368. Lead by a paltry 505.
sibeen said:
Azam out for 99.FUCK OFF
Pakistan 6/368. Lead by a paltry 505.
Doable. Easily. 15-20 overs. Maybe less.
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Azam out for 99.FUCK OFF
Pakistan 6/368. Lead by a paltry 505.
Doable. Easily. 15-20 overs. Maybe less.
what have you been smoking????
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Azam out for 99.FUCK OFF
Pakistan 6/368. Lead by a paltry 505.
Doable. Easily. 15-20 overs. Maybe less.
what have you been smoking????
pumpkin leaves?
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Azam out for 99.FUCK OFF
Pakistan 6/368. Lead by a paltry 505.
Doable. Easily. 15-20 overs. Maybe less.
what have you been smoking????
I’m backing sibeen. Nobody else will. Not even God. Even when sibeen prays. Prays lots
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:Doable. Easily. 15-20 overs. Maybe less.
what have you been smoking????
I’m backing sibeen. Nobody else will. Not even God. Even when sibeen prays. Prays lots
look we all know god has done some fab miracles in his time but getting the aussies out of this shit is beyond even his skill.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:what have you been smoking????
I’m backing sibeen. Nobody else will. Not even God. Even when sibeen prays. Prays lots
look we all know god has done some fab miracles in his time but getting the aussies out of this shit is beyond even his skill.
And it’s not like sibeen helps the situation with all his praying and what-not.
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:I’m backing sibeen. Nobody else will. Not even God. Even when sibeen prays. Prays lots
look we all know god has done some fab miracles in his time but getting the aussies out of this shit is beyond even his skill.
And it’s not like sibeen helps the situation with all his praying and what-not.
he probably left the comma out of his prayer. so instead of god, help us he sent god help us.
Ahmed 73. Asif. He’s 5.
I think Bill Lawry just kept batting and set England something like 700 to get once.
LOL
Michael V said:
Ahmed 73. Asif. He’s 5.
a friend had a black cat called asif.
FUCK OFF
7/390
FUCK OFF
8/394
At this rate they’ll be lucky to make 400, the loosers.
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF8/394
At this rate they’ll be lucky to make 400, the loosers.
LOL
FUCK OFF
9/400
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF9/400
Oh. They have reached four hundred. Perhaps they’re not losers after all…
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF9/400
Oh. They have reached four hundred. Perhaps they’re not losers after all…
They’ve declared on 400, the loosers.
537 runs off 192 overs. 2.8 runs an over,
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF9/400
Oh. They have reached four hundred. Perhaps they’re not losers after all…
They’ve declared on 400, the loosers.
537 runs off 192 overs. 2.8 runs an over,
This could be historic.
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF9/400
Oh. They have reached four hundred. Perhaps they’re not losers after all…
They’ve declared on 400, the loosers.
537 runs off 192 overs. 2.8 runs an over,
Lose no wickets – piss it in.
Marshes – go you good things…
Michael V said:
Marshes – go you good things…
You couldn’t even let me dream, could you. You bastard.
Finch is 3 not out!
:)
It going well!
sibeen said:
Michael V said:Marshes – go you good things…
You couldn’t even let me dream, could you. You bastard.
My work here is done.
:)
If we can pull this of the whole world will stop their bickering and gaze in awe at the miracle of Abu Dhabi.
Mountains will tremble and cities will shudder and the rich and corrupt in the great ovals and offices in far places will not dare proclaim this holy miracle to be fake news.
FUCK
1/10
Oh, and if you’re wondering, it was wonder boy S Marsh who is out.
Peak Warming Man said:
If we can pull this of the whole world will stop their bickering and gaze in awe at the miracle of Abu Dhabi.
Mountains will tremble and cities will shudder and the rich and corrupt in the great ovals and offices in far places will not dare proclaim this holy miracle to be fake news.
Belay that.
What’s up with Uzman?
Peak Warming Man said:
What’s up with Uzman?
Knee injury. As he didn’t field the rules state that he cannot bat until 7th in the order.
sibeen said:
Peak Warming Man said:
What’s up with Uzman?
Knee injury. As he didn’t field the rules state that he cannot bat until 7th in the order.
Ta, I’m watching it on the ABC blog so not a lot of info but the ball by ball text is very good for the medium they are working in.
Peak Warming Man said:
sibeen said:
Peak Warming Man said:
What’s up with Uzman?
Knee injury. As he didn’t field the rules state that he cannot bat until 7th in the order.
Ta, I’m watching it on the ABC blog so not a lot of info but the ball by ball text is very good for the medium they are working in.
Not that he’ll be needed with Mitch Marsh in the lineup.
Peak Warming Man said:
If we can pull this of the whole world will stop their bickering and gaze in awe at the miracle of Abu Dhabi.
Mountains will tremble and cities will shudder and the rich and corrupt in the great ovals and offices in far places will not dare proclaim this holy miracle to be fake news.
There was a miracle in the first test. I don’t think we get two.
I’ve just seen the run out.
Lol :)
STUMPS
1/47. Only another 491 runs to go.
FUCK
2/71
FUCK
Oh dear, Mitch Marsh only made 5 runs. I’m completely stunned, stunned I tells ya.
3/77
FUCK
4/78
sibeen said:
FUCK4/78
down on those knees sibeen.
FUCK
5/91
The pressure now swings back onto Pakistan as Australia has got the run chase down to less than 400 runs (398) and we still have 5 wickets in hand.
sibeen said:
The pressure now swings back onto Pakistan as Australia has got the run chase down to less than 400 runs (398) and we still have 5 wickets in hand.
Been taking your optimism pills eh?
FUCK
6/145
FUCK
7/151
How’s our run rate looking?
I shit you no, it is raining.
sibeen said:
I shit you no, it is raining.
Bugger.
I shit you not, it is raining.
OK, it’s a light drizzle, but god does work in mysterious ways :)
Lunch. It’s an hour long one as that was an extended session.
sibeen said:
Lunch. It’s an hour long one as that was an extended session.
What are they having?
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Lunch. It’s an hour long one as that was an extended session.
What are they having?
Probably a sheep eyes floater.
FUCK
sibeen said:
FUCK
Oh, dear. What’s happened now?
captain_spalding said:
sibeen said:
FUCKOh, dear. What’s happened now?
There’s a chance that we may lose this test. We’re 383 runs behind with two wickets in hand, although Usman is not going to bat so in reality it is one wicket in hand.
captain_spalding said:
sibeen said:
FUCKOh, dear. What’s happened now?
Somebody not named Marsh got out.
sibeen said:
FUCK
What’s happened now?
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
FUCKWhat’s happened now?
Somebody not named Marsh got out.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
FUCKWhat’s happened now?
Somebody not named Marsh got out.
Thank you linesmen, thank you ball boys.
Oh dear. It looks like we lost. It was only 373 runs.
sibeen said:
Oh dear. It looks like we lost. It was only 373 runs.
Would have been worse without that run-out.
sibeen said:
Oh dear. It looks like we lost. It was only 373 runs.
Lost?
How did you let that happen?
Oh, I see. Praying again were we?
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Oh dear. It looks like we lost. It was only 373 runs.Lost?
How did you let that happen?
Oh, I see. Praying again were we?
Did you actually note that just before lunch it was drizzling.
Drizzling…in Abu Fucking Dhabi. If that doesn’t show the power of prayer I have no idea what will convince you heathen scum.
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Oh dear. It looks like we lost. It was only 373 runs.Lost?
How did you let that happen?
Oh, I see. Praying again were we?
Did you actually note that just before lunch it was drizzling.
Drizzling…in Abu Fucking Dhabi. If that doesn’t show the power of prayer I have no idea what will convince you heathen scum.
You watch, there will be hail, thunder, earthquake and tsunami tomorrow.
sibeen said:
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
Oh dear. It looks like we lost. It was only 373 runs.Lost?
How did you let that happen?
Oh, I see. Praying again were we?
Did you actually note that just before lunch it was drizzling.
Drizzling…in Abu Fucking Dhabi. If that doesn’t show the power of prayer I have no idea what will convince you heathen scum.
Drizzling to annoy you. Then WHAMMO with the real stuff.
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
Michael V said:Lost?
How did you let that happen?
Oh, I see. Praying again were we?
Did you actually note that just before lunch it was drizzling.
Drizzling…in Abu Fucking Dhabi. If that doesn’t show the power of prayer I have no idea what will convince you heathen scum.
You watch, there will be hail, thunder, earthquake and tsunami tomorrow.
That’ll be my fault. I asked that the Test match be rained out. I didn’t specify that it’d be nice if this was done before Australia sort of lost. God…you know, just a capricious cunt.
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
Michael V said:Lost?
How did you let that happen?
Oh, I see. Praying again were we?
Did you actually note that just before lunch it was drizzling.
Drizzling…in Abu Fucking Dhabi. If that doesn’t show the power of prayer I have no idea what will convince you heathen scum.
You watch, there will be hail, thunder, earthquake and tsunami tomorrow.
sibeen said:
party_pants said:
sibeen said:Did you actually note that just before lunch it was drizzling.
Drizzling…in Abu Fucking Dhabi. If that doesn’t show the power of prayer I have no idea what will convince you heathen scum.
You watch, there will be hail, thunder, earthquake and tsunami tomorrow.
That’ll be my fault. I asked that the Test match be rained out. I didn’t specify that it’d be nice if this was done before Australia sort of lost. God…you know, just a capricious cunt.
Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
party_pants said:You watch, there will be hail, thunder, earthquake and tsunami tomorrow.
That’ll be my fault. I asked that the Test match be rained out. I didn’t specify that it’d be nice if this was done before Australia sort of lost. God…you know, just a capricious cunt.
Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
Loaves and fishes, water into wine, raising from the dead; these are doable, but what you’re asking…
party_pants said:
Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
A start would be to write on the flat side of their bats:
FRONT – TOWARD ENEMY
like they had on Claymore mines.
sibeen said:
party_pants said:
sibeen said:That’ll be my fault. I asked that the Test match be rained out. I didn’t specify that it’d be nice if this was done before Australia sort of lost. God…you know, just a capricious cunt.
Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
Loaves and fishes, water into wine, raising from the dead; these are doable, but what you’re asking…
Maybe shop around and see what anyone else can do. I hear Ba’al and Apollo are not very busy these days.
An episode of ‘The News Quiz’ on BBC Radio from a while back talked about how more attention was being paid these days to the England Womens’ Cricket Team, as they’re quite good at the game. whereas the men’s team play ‘like a bunch of drunken strangers who’ve somehow got into a fight in a pub car park’.
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
party_pants said:You watch, there will be hail, thunder, earthquake and tsunami tomorrow.
That’ll be my fault. I asked that the Test match be rained out. I didn’t specify that it’d be nice if this was done before Australia sort of lost. God…you know, just a capricious cunt.
Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
Because, to spite sibeen, the result would be less ability.
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
A start would be to write on the flat side of their bats:
FRONT – TOWARD ENEMY
like they had on Claymore mines.
I know somebody whose team mates wrote “Hold This End —-> on the back of his bat with the arrow pointing to the handle. He got all the way out in the middle without noticing it until the opposition pointed it out. There was much merriment.
sibeen said:
party_pants said:
sibeen said:That’ll be my fault. I asked that the Test match be rained out. I didn’t specify that it’d be nice if this was done before Australia sort of lost. God…you know, just a capricious cunt.
Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
Loaves and fishes, water into wine, raising from the dead; these are doable, but what you’re asking…
LOL
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
party_pants said:Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
Loaves and fishes, water into wine, raising from the dead; these are doable, but what you’re asking…
Maybe shop around and see what anyone else can do. I hear Ba’al and Apollo are not very busy these days.
Good thought…
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
A start would be to write on the flat side of their bats:
FRONT – TOWARD ENEMY
like they had on Claymore mines.
I know somebody whose team mates wrote “Hold This End —-> on the back of his bat with the arrow pointing to the handle. He got all the way out in the middle without noticing it until the opposition pointed it out. There was much merriment.
LOL
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:Why don’t you just pray God to bestow some fucking cricketing ability upon our boys.
A start would be to write on the flat side of their bats:
FRONT – TOWARD ENEMY
like they had on Claymore mines.
I know somebody whose team mates wrote “Hold This End —-> on the back of his bat with the arrow pointing to the handle. He got all the way out in the middle without noticing it until the opposition pointed it out. There was much merriment.
There’s a sign in the tea room at work, that has a pic of a little girl doing washing up, and the caption ‘Washing up: even children can do it’.
Underneath, someone has pencilled ‘…until they get to medical school’.