Date: 16/05/2009 15:52:44
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 55898
Subject: Saturday Funny. True story.

We had a little adventure today. On the way out we passed a mother duck and her ducklings trying to cross a six lane road. One little one was already squashed. I made MrBL turn around and go back and we found them in a business carpark. Another car came back as well and the four of us had them cornered and where wondering what to do when a car pulled into the carpark. The other woman went over to the fellow who got out and asked him if he had a box. He hung his head and said no. She then asked him if he could go inside and find a box, he replied no again looking even more sheepish.

MrBL then came over to me and asked if I knew what carpark we were in and what the business was? Then it hit me, we were at a brothel.
I told our fellow rescuers, but in the meantime the mother duck had flown off and some of the babies had gone under a fence into a secure locked area at the back of the brothel. I knocked on the door and asked the woman who answered if she could unlock it for us. She told us to wait there a minute and then one of “the working girls” came out the back entrance and let us through.

So now there were five of us. MrBL went out the front to see if the duck had come back while use three rescuers and TWG were trying to catch the babies.

He’s worried someone might have seen him loithering around the front of a “Knocking Shop”. We told the working girl about asking their customer for a box and the conversation went rapidly downhill and more bawdy until we were just about wetting ourselves with laughter and she was going to tell the rest of the “girls” and they’d think it was hilarious. Just goes to show that you shouldn’t judge a person by their job.

Anyway mother and babies were reunited and hopefully are in a safer spot now.

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Date: 16/05/2009 15:54:19
From: bon008
ID: 55899
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

hehehehehe :) Good work BL :)

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Date: 16/05/2009 15:55:51
From: bluegreen
ID: 55900
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

classic! lol!

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Date: 16/05/2009 16:43:35
From: Happy Potter
ID: 55901
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

Oh good one BL LOL!
Love it.

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Date: 16/05/2009 16:56:29
From: pepe
ID: 55905
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

its got everything that story – poor little ducks – they ended up playing second fiddle to the main event.

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Date: 16/05/2009 17:13:21
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 55906
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

pepe said:


its got everything that story – poor little ducks – they ended up playing second fiddle to the main event.

Well I just hope they didn’t come back and try to cross the road again. We’d caught three out of five ducklings but the mother and two babies were on the other side of a BIG fence around a railway yard. We decided it was probably best to put the three we’d caught under the fence, to join the mother and their siblings, and hope she stayed there.
She was trying to get to a creek and there was access to it from the railway and less threat from trains then six lanes of cars on a busy road.

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Date: 16/05/2009 18:11:15
From: Lucky1
ID: 55919
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

Oh I lurv happy endings ….LOL

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Date: 16/05/2009 18:20:09
From: AnneS
ID: 55924
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

Bubba Louie said:


We had a little adventure today. On the way out we passed a mother duck and her ducklings trying to cross a six lane road. One little one was already squashed. I made MrBL turn around and go back and we found them in a business carpark. Another car came back as well and the four of us had them cornered and where wondering what to do when a car pulled into the carpark. The other woman went over to the fellow who got out and asked him if he had a box. He hung his head and said no. She then asked him if he could go inside and find a box, he replied no again looking even more sheepish.

MrBL then came over to me and asked if I knew what carpark we were in and what the business was? Then it hit me, we were at a brothel.
I told our fellow rescuers, but in the meantime the mother duck had flown off and some of the babies had gone under a fence into a secure locked area at the back of the brothel. I knocked on the door and asked the woman who answered if she could unlock it for us. She told us to wait there a minute and then one of “the working girls” came out the back entrance and let us through.

So now there were five of us. MrBL went out the front to see if the duck had come back while use three rescuers and TWG were trying to catch the babies.

He’s worried someone might have seen him loithering around the front of a “Knocking Shop”. We told the working girl about asking their customer for a box and the conversation went rapidly downhill and more bawdy until we were just about wetting ourselves with laughter and she was going to tell the rest of the “girls” and they’d think it was hilarious. Just goes to show that you shouldn’t judge a person by their job.

Anyway mother and babies were reunited and hopefully are in a safer spot now.

Couldn’t make that story up…..they say fact is stranger, or in this case funnier, than fiction. What a great story! :)

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Date: 16/05/2009 18:26:23
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 55928
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

AnneS said:


Bubba Louie said:

We had a little adventure today. On the way out we passed a mother duck and her ducklings trying to cross a six lane road. One little one was already squashed. I made MrBL turn around and go back and we found them in a business carpark. Another car came back as well and the four of us had them cornered and where wondering what to do when a car pulled into the carpark. The other woman went over to the fellow who got out and asked him if he had a box. He hung his head and said no. She then asked him if he could go inside and find a box, he replied no again looking even more sheepish.

MrBL then came over to me and asked if I knew what carpark we were in and what the business was? Then it hit me, we were at a brothel.
I told our fellow rescuers, but in the meantime the mother duck had flown off and some of the babies had gone under a fence into a secure locked area at the back of the brothel. I knocked on the door and asked the woman who answered if she could unlock it for us. She told us to wait there a minute and then one of “the working girls” came out the back entrance and let us through.

So now there were five of us. MrBL went out the front to see if the duck had come back while use three rescuers and TWG were trying to catch the babies.

He’s worried someone might have seen him loithering around the front of a “Knocking Shop”. We told the working girl about asking their customer for a box and the conversation went rapidly downhill and more bawdy until we were just about wetting ourselves with laughter and she was going to tell the rest of the “girls” and they’d think it was hilarious. Just goes to show that you shouldn’t judge a person by their job.

Anyway mother and babies were reunited and hopefully are in a safer spot now.

Couldn’t make that story up…..they say fact is stranger, or in this case funnier, than fiction. What a great story! :)

I wish I could tell you some of the conversation but it did get very bawdy.

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Date: 16/05/2009 21:08:17
From: colliewa
ID: 55959
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

>Anyway mother and babies were reunited and hopefully are in a safer spot now.

Good on ya BL!

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Date: 17/05/2009 07:59:45
From: pomolo
ID: 55975
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

A good story Bubba. Not one to tell the grandkids one day. LOL.

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Date: 17/05/2009 09:07:44
From: Dinetta
ID: 55988
Subject: re: Saturday Funny. True story.

ROTFLUTS!!!

Oh good one, Bubba!!

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