HINSIGHT LAD

Possibly the most irritating superhero, Hindsight Lad has the superpower of being able to say annoying things like “if only we had done it my way” when the world around him is crumbling. Rather than come up with any sort of plan of action, Hindsight Lad’s strength was essentially to criticise the more proactive superheroes. 

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DOGWELDER

The clue is in the name, believe it or not: Dogwelder’s superpower was to weld dead dogs to the faces of bad guys.
Quite how effective this approach to crimefighting would be is anyone’s guess. It would be pretty easy just to hack off the body and wait for the welded part to rot away, leaving any the bad guy fully capable of committing crime – albeit with a horrifically scarred face. But even if they couldn’t face the world due to the embarrassment of having a rotting dog corpse on their face, it would probably just promote an interest in cyber-crime. If someone wants to break the law, they’ll do it whether they have a dead dog stuck to their face or not.

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SIXPACK

If you ever meet Sixpack of Section 8, he’ll tell you many stories about how great a superhero he is. In reality, he’s nothing but a fat drunk! Sixpack only has one ability, and that’s to always be drunk. The only thing that makes him a threat is that he swings around broken bottles as his weapons of choice.

Two of those are borrowed from Viz.

Wouldn’t it be easier to list those superheroes that aren’t lame?

Mr Glass

I’ve always been concerned about batman’s status as a superhero.
His main power seems to be that he’s super rich and has a lot of expensive toys at his disposal.
I could batman if I had the Bruce Wayne fortune. (Although Id probably spend spend the money having fun instead)

gaghalfrunt said:

I’ve always been concerned about batman’s status as a superhero.
His main power seems to be that he’s super rich and has a lot of expensive toys at his disposal.
I could batman if I had the Bruce Wayne fortune. (Although Id probably spend spend the money having fun instead)

BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!

Ian said:

gaghalfrunt said:

I’ve always been concerned about batman’s status as a superhero.
His main power seems to be that he’s super rich and has a lot of expensive toys at his disposal.
I could batman if I had the Bruce Wayne fortune. (Although Id probably spend spend the money having fun instead)

BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!

Misfits had some lame/funny superheros
One was a person that could move objects an inch and another could control dairy products

Cymek said:

Ian said:

gaghalfrunt said:

I’ve always been concerned about batman’s status as a superhero.
His main power seems to be that he’s super rich and has a lot of expensive toys at his disposal.
I could batman if I had the Bruce Wayne fortune. (Although Id probably spend spend the money having fun instead)

BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!

Misfits had some lame/funny superheros
One was a person that could move objects an inch and another could control dairy products

Split superheroes into possible and impossible superheroes.

Impossible include all those with psionic powers, super strength etc.
I suppose impossible also includes impossible toys such as Captain America’s vibranium shield.

Who does that leave among the possible superheroes:
Batman, Iron Man, the Phantom.
Who else?

mollwollfumble said:

Cymek said:

Ian said:

BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!

Misfits had some lame/funny superheros
One was a person that could move objects an inch and another could control dairy products

Split superheroes into possible and impossible superheroes.

Impossible include all those with psionic powers, super strength etc.
I suppose impossible also includes impossible toys such as Captain America’s vibranium shield.

Who does that leave among the possible superheroes:
Batman, Iron Man, the Phantom.
Who else?

Black Widow. Punisher.

mollwollfumble said:

Cymek said:

Ian said:

BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!

Misfits had some lame/funny superheros
One was a person that could move objects an inch and another could control dairy products

Split superheroes into possible and impossible superheroes.

Impossible include all those with psionic powers, super strength etc.
I suppose impossible also includes impossible toys such as Captain America’s vibranium shield.

Who does that leave among the possible superheroes:
Batman, Iron Man, the Phantom.
Who else?

Iron Man.. yes and no.. has a dicky heart.

The Phantom.. Ghost who walks. Down the generations.. yeah, as cool as Batman.

Ian said:

mollwollfumble said:

Cymek said:

Misfits had some lame/funny superheros
One was a person that could move objects an inch and another could control dairy products

Split superheroes into possible and impossible superheroes.

Impossible include all those with psionic powers, super strength etc.
I suppose impossible also includes impossible toys such as Captain America’s vibranium shield.

Who does that leave among the possible superheroes:
Batman, Iron Man, the Phantom.
Who else?

Iron Man.. yes and no.. has a dicky heart.

The Phantom.. Ghost who walks. Down the generations.. yeah, as cool as Batman.

Chicken Man.

Oh and the Watchmen, Rorschachs mask is perfectly acceptable as a superhero prop and not supernatural. Not Dr Manhatten though.

Tamb said:

Ian said:

mollwollfumble said:

Split superheroes into possible and impossible superheroes.

Impossible include all those with psionic powers, super strength etc.
I suppose impossible also includes impossible toys such as Captain America’s vibranium shield.

Who does that leave among the possible superheroes:
Batman, Iron Man, the Phantom.
Who else?

Iron Man.. yes and no.. has a dicky heart.

The Phantom.. Ghost who walks. Down the generations.. yeah, as cool as Batman.

Chicken Man.

:)

Tamb said:

Ian said:

mollwollfumble said:

Split superheroes into possible and impossible superheroes.

Impossible include all those with psionic powers, super strength etc.
I suppose impossible also includes impossible toys such as Captain America’s vibranium shield.

Who does that leave among the possible superheroes:
Batman, Iron Man, the Phantom.
Who else?

Iron Man.. yes and no.. has a dicky heart.

The Phantom.. Ghost who walks. Down the generations.. yeah, as cool as Batman.

Chicken Man.

He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.

A lot of the villains don’t seem to possess superpowers, the joker is an industrial accident with a gimmic, likewise two face, penguin is a genetic defect, Bane is a drugged up steroid abuser. Of course they are all the Batman universe which makes sense up against another human.

Why the riddler feels compelled to leave clues though is a bit silly. Oh and speaking of drugs, scarecrow uses drugs as well.

Three Superheroes Lamar Than Kendrick

dv said:

Three Superheroes Lamar Than Kendrick

Plenty of lame superhero sidekicks.

Robin, Ron Stoppable, Penfold

For a lame superhero, what about Roger Ramjet.

The phantom makes me wonder. How’s Mandrake the Magician doing these days?

mollwollfumble said:

dv said:

Three Superheroes Lamar Than Kendrick

Plenty of lame superhero sidekicks.

Robin, Ron Stoppable, Penfold

For a lame superhero, what about Roger Ramjet.

The phantom makes me wonder. How’s Mandrake the Magician doing these days?

I had to go out for a while.
Were there any comments about Chicken Man’s bid for worst hero.

Tamb said:

mollwollfumble said:

dv said:

Three Superheroes Lamar Than Kendrick

Plenty of lame superhero sidekicks.

Robin, Ron Stoppable, Penfold

For a lame superhero, what about Roger Ramjet.

The phantom makes me wonder. How’s Mandrake the Magician doing these days?

I had to go out for a while.
Were there any comments about Chicken Man’s bid for worst hero.

Yes, two comments. None from me because I’ve never heard of him.