Nah, you’re not even a contender. You wanna see the fisherman up the road.
Nets hanging, crap everywhere.
Or the dairy where i get my manure from. Crikey. It looks like Hiroshima did 60 years ago.
Come to think of it, you should see how my chooks care for their 1/4 acre. Absolute grubby sheilas that lot.
No decorating skills at all.




