What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
A mathemachicken

sarahs mum said:

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
A mathemachicken

Also a multiplichicken.

roughbarked said:

sarahs mum said:

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
A mathemachicken

Also a multiplichicken.

mathematishhen.

We can only hope and pray that Boris doesn’t spot this thread.

sibeen said:

We can only hope and pray that Boris doesn’t spot this thread.

No such luck.

JudgeMental said:

sibeen said:

We can only hope and pray that Boris doesn’t spot this thread.

No such luck.

Here he is, dropping spots.

sibeen said:

We can only hope and pray that Boris doesn’t spot this thread.

don’t be so divisive.

why did the rooster cross the road ? cos he wanted to prove that he wasn’t a chicken! :D

why did the chicken go to the restaurant?

party_pants said:

why did the chicken go to the restaurant?

it was a hen;s night?

monkey skipper said:

party_pants said:

why did the chicken go to the restaurant?

it was a hen;s night?

to see the waiter lay a table.

party_pants said:

monkey skipper said:

party_pants said:

why did the chicken go to the restaurant?

it was a hen;s night?

to see the waiter lay a table.

for the hen’s night?

:)

monkey skipper said:

why did the rooster cross the road ? cos he wanted to prove that he wasn’t a chicken! :D

or that he wasn’t a flat duck?

monkey skipper said:

party_pants said:

monkey skipper said:

it was a hen;s night?

to see the waiter lay a table.

for the hen’s night?

you’re not doing it right :p

monkey skipper said:

party_pants said:

monkey skipper said:

it was a hen;s night?

to see the waiter lay a table.

for the hen’s night?

One hen to the next said; cor did you see that? Wonder how many of those he can lay an hour.

One i heard somewhere the other day:

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, ‘ís this some kind of joke?’.

I bet sibeen is just hoping I’ll post a joke now seeing as to what has been offered so far.

:-)

JudgeMental said:

I bet sibeen is just hoping I’ll post a joke now seeing as to what has been offered so far.

:-)

Your time to strut like a rooster?

sarahs mum said:

roughbarked said:

sarahs mum said:

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
A mathemachicken

Also a multiplichicken.

mathematishhen.

A hen who counts chickens before they hatch.
A silly biddy.
An insomniac who has run out of sheep.
A chicken Dracula.
A pullet who is in for a surprise.
A broody hen.

Why did the hen watch “To kill a mockingbird”?

captain_spalding said:

One i heard somewhere the other day:

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, ‘ís this some kind of joke?’.

Alternative punch line.

You would have thought that at least one of them would have seen it.

party_pants said:

monkey skipper said:

party_pants said:

why did the chicken go to the restaurant?

it was a hen;s night?

to see the waiter lay a table.

Why did the itchy chicken go to the restaurant?

mollwollfumble said:

party_pants said:

monkey skipper said:

it was a hen;s night?

to see the waiter lay a table.

Why did the itchy chicken go to the restaurant?

i don’t know. Why did the itchy chicken go to the restaurant?

party_pants said:

mollwollfumble said:

party_pants said:

to see the waiter lay a table.

Why did the itchy chicken go to the restaurant?

i don’t know. Why did the itchy chicken go to the restaurant?

To eat some scratch mix.

Bought a book today with the title “How to amputate a leg”.

“Tall tales, all true, about guns, bombs, car chases, spiders, exotic locales, men in uniform and dancing girls – with deadpan delivery and a social conscience.”.

Donald Trump Places A Target On The Back Of A US Citizen | Morning Joe | MSNBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_s22k-v2Hk

Had a bit of a chuckle to myself last night listening to a programme on procrastination on the BBC.
They had an expert panel and a studio audience etc.
They introduced the panel one of whom was a uni professor who has been studying procrastination for 15 years.

Peak Warming Man said:

Had a bit of a chuckle to myself last night listening to a programme on procrastination on the BBC.
They had an expert panel and a studio audience etc.
They introduced the panel one of whom was a uni professor who has been studying procrastination for 15 years.

I’m off for my walk, which I meant to do hours ago.

Bubblecar said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Had a bit of a chuckle to myself last night listening to a programme on procrastination on the BBC.
They had an expert panel and a studio audience etc.
They introduced the panel one of whom was a uni professor who has been studying procrastination for 15 years.

I’m off for my walk, which I meant to do hours ago.

I’m off.

ChrispenEvan said:

Bubblecar said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Had a bit of a chuckle to myself last night listening to a programme on procrastination on the BBC.
They had an expert panel and a studio audience etc.
They introduced the panel one of whom was a uni professor who has been studying procrastination for 15 years.

I’m off for my walk, which I meant to do hours ago.

I’m off.

A bit whiffy?

Two antennas got married. The reception was wonderful.

sibeen said:

Two antennas got married. The reception was wonderful.

I can see Boris using that one in future, but not here. Maybe as a treat for his medical passengers.

Bubblecar said:

sibeen said:

Two antennas got married. The reception was wonderful.

I can see Boris using that one in future, but not here. Maybe as a treat for his medical passengers.

sibeen got it from me in the first place.

sibeen said:

Two antennas got married. The reception was wonderful.

:)

ChrispenEvan said:

Bubblecar said:

sibeen said:

Two antennas got married. The reception was wonderful.

I can see Boris using that one in future, but not here. Maybe as a treat for his medical passengers.

sibeen got it from me in the first place.

Did bloody not.

sibeen said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Bubblecar said:

I can see Boris using that one in future, but not here. Maybe as a treat for his medical passengers.

sibeen got it from me in the first place.

Did bloody not.

well, it is bad enough to be one of mine!!!

captain_spalding said:

One i heard somewhere the other day:

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, ‘ís this some kind of joke?’.

In Mad magazine they had an eye-opening section on “jokes that don’t require a punchline”.

Read one tonight in the book I mentioned above.

Osama Bin Laden, a Catholic priest and a horse walk into a pub…

What is Tintin’s favourite dance?

Bubblecar said:

What is Tintin’s favourite dance?

I don’t know, what is Tintin’s favourite dance?

Bubblecar said:

What is Tintin’s favourite dance?

Don’t do it Mr Car

party_pants said:

Bubblecar said:

What is Tintin’s favourite dance?

I don’t know, what is Tintin’s favourite dance?

The CANCAN!

DEAFENING CANNED LAUGHTER

(I need a 10 minute break from the forum)

party_pants said:

(I need a 10 minute break from the forum)

i see.

How many Spartans did it take to refill an oil lamp?

party_pants said:

How many Spartans did it take to refill an oil lamp?

2584

1 – to force a helot to do it
2583 – to prevent an uprising of helots

party_pants said:

How many Spartans did it take to refill an oil lamp?

one.

party_pants said:

How many Spartans did it take to refill an oil lamp?

They fight better in the shade.

AwesomeO said:

party_pants said:

How many Spartans did it take to refill an oil lamp?

They fight better in the shade.

Oh well, no one asked, but when a Persian herald warned the Spartans that they had so many archers the arrows would darken the sun, that was supposedly the reply.